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Wanted: Married White Male, fit but short, seeks an AHL team to root for. Specifically 4 to ranked. One from each division, a primary for each conference and one team to take overall top spot. Canidates will be chosen and ranked upon the following criteria:

• Entertainment value
• Skill
• Ability to trash talk opponent in public forums
• Clear defined rival
• Ability to win and go all the way
• Fan rapport
• History or willingness to build history
• Attitude (Complete with sunglasses and backwards hat)
• Willingness to not be the Hartford Wolfpack

Bonus points to those who have no problem sucking up for fan support. 

These teams will be rewarded with:

• More favorable coverage
• Ridicule of clear defined rival  on blog
• Greater defined interest in this blog
• More games covered throughout the season for game recap blogs
• My love and affection which is priceless
• Knowing that they probably aren't the Hartford Wolfpack

Teams or fans of teams may curry favor through Twitter tweets @dmeczywor, or in the comment section below. Hartford Wolfpack need not apply.